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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Portland, Oregon, United States. I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area. I work hard. I drive fast. I play often. I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all and a planner. And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong. Any other questions?

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Monday, October 16, 2006

It's been suggested to me that my latest revelation, aided in small part by a fearsome and worthy mix of Vodka, Kahlua, and milk, should be a T-Shirt slogan.

I'm fairly certain that all someone needs to rule the world is a copy of the Bible, the Prince, and the Art of war.

If anyone feels like printing these, I want (er... demand?) a piece of the action. And yes, I want that attributed to me.

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Anonymous said...: SWEEETT!!! I can rule the world I have multiple copies of all of those. It is good to be a librarian. lol

you know i think we can get cafepress to make the shirts. all we do is get a design together. I'll get my sketchbook and send you some designs. ;-) so do you want your name or "The Saint", "The Man", or "Mr. White" as the credited name to the quote?; 10:57 AM, October 16, 2006
The Infinite Jester said...: I think, Brave New World and 1984 should be on that list. But then it becomes less quotable.; 10:25 PM, October 16, 2006

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Monday, October 16, 2006

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