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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Portland, Oregon, United States. I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area. I work hard. I drive fast. I play often. I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all and a planner. And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong. Any other questions?

The benefits of a higher education

Monday, December 12, 2005

Now that I'm slightly drunk, I muse:

Why is it that everyone I went to the University of Oregon with can drink more, drink faster, and hold their liquor better than those that didn't?

1 Comments:

Laura said...: i didnt go to college.. THATS gotta be why i dont like to drink much.; 8:37 AM, December 12, 2005

Burton Speaks

The benefits of a higher education

Monday, December 12, 2005

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